Now what pray-tell happened exactly to put me in such a dark and descriptively putrid place of reckoning? My blog actually. It decided to go POOF! No really that is what it did. I swear! Two days ago I logged into blogger only to discover that my posts were all here but my template was a gigantic mess! Everything was everywhere, boxes didn't line up right, it was total disarray.
After putting twenty bucks or so in the swear jar, throwing my tantrum and shouting how I hate the world to FD (Forgetful Dad) and my neighbors who by the way have started a petition to have me committed. I sat down on the sofa, laptop in hand and started the recreating process of my entire blog and that's where I have been.
Have you ever tried parenting on two days of no sleep? It's not fun and for those of you who have you know what I'm talking about. The kids ate KD two days in a row and I let them drink pop of all disgusting things because my
"Mom are you going to come outside, it's sunny out. Mom can you please get off the computer? Mom I shoved my brother off a cliff and now he's turned into a zombie and is threatening to kill me!"
None of which I either heard nor replied to as I dilligently worked my fingers to my bone. I know great parenting right? Well I'm not up for any of those awards anyhow and I made sure they brushed their teeth before bed because Lord knows great breath is important when mom is tugging out the remainder of her hair.
The final result? This crap you see before you.
I want to cry but my eyes are glued shut with the past sleep I didn't get. This is not the template I wanted and I did my very best to make things appealing. I think I am definitely going to switch over to Wordpress first chance I get to host because although I love Blogger this was truly no fun. I mean who wants to fiddle with their template when they have stuff to share with world?
Not me that's for sure.
So although it's not perfect. I hope it is alright for now and I appreciate all of you who stuck through it with me. Next time if Lord there ever is a next time I am going to put up a video of a hot naked guy dancing for us moms to swoon over until the construction is done, I promise!
I'm glad to be back.